Dating humor difference men and women
Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a woman? A: Finger puppet Q: What do girls and noodles have in common? The males in the class wrote “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The Females wrote “Woman! An english professor wrote up on the board “woman without her man is nothing” and told his students to punctuate it. Female Viagra has been around for years......it's called money! A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with Q: What is love? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. A: Grilled cheese Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. Q: Why does Beyonce say to the left to the left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right? Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
Why do men need sports action replays 30 seconds after the event? What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. A: Head Over Heels Q: How is a woman like an airplane?